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Drama on Deck: When Yacht Days Turn into Showdowns
Welcome back, friends! This week on Rich Women Doing Things, the stakes were high, the hats were monogrammed, and the drama was absolutely chef’s kiss. If you thought last week’s tensions were spicy, you haven’t seen anything yet. Let’s dive into the chaos of luxury living gone wild!
Luxury with a Side of Pettiness
What’s a yacht trip without a little drama? The ladies suited up for their high-seas adventure with personalized hats, just in case too many mimosas caused an identity crisis. Onboard, they “helped” the chef with tips on how to barbecue skewers and lobster because, naturally, being rich makes you a culinary expert.
And then there were the Hermès towels. Were they part of the yacht’s decor, or was this another over-the-top hostess gift? Either way, the ladies were all too happy to stuff them into their already overflowing designer luggage. Priorities, right?
Kyle vs. Dorit: The Feud That Keeps on Giving
The main event? Kyle and Dorit reigniting their feud from last week. Dorit came in hot, accusing Kyle of having one set of rules for herself and another for everyone else. Even the most die-hard Kyle fans had to admit Dorit had a point.
Of course, this led to a nostalgic stroll down memory lane, with Dorit bringing up Kyle’s infamous comments about her Capri Room at Buca di Beppo. Sutton’s reaction from across the table—“We’re going back that far?”—was all of us. And Erika’s knowing nod? Priceless.
While the veterans hashed it out, newbies like Boz and Jennifer Tilly looked utterly lost, like tourists who accidentally joined a battlefield tour instead of a wine tasting. But even Jennifer admitted it was fun to watch.
Kyle’s Moment of Truth… Kind Of
Here’s the shocker: Kyle actually apologized. She admitted to icing people out and acknowledged she’s got some personal stuff to work on. Will this newfound self-awareness last? History says no, but hey, progress is progress.
Meanwhile, Dorit doubled down on her classic move—the non-apology. Her “I’m sorry if you were hurt” routine is wearing thin, and Garcelle was quick to point it out. As if on cue, Garcelle reminded everyone why Dorit isn’t exactly her favorite person. Ouch.
Captain Theo: A Love Connection?
In the midst of all the bickering, Sutton found herself crushing on Captain Theo, the dashing yacht captain. Her giggles and blushes were a rare moment of levity. By the end of the trip, Theo was literally sweeping Sutton off her feet—carrying her down the stairs like a scene from a rom-com. Did Dorit really give him Sutton’s number? We’re rooting for this ship to sail.
A Temporary Truce?
By the end of the yacht day, Kyle and Dorit managed to call a truce. But let’s be honest—how long will it last? These two are professionals at keeping things messy, and we wouldn’t want it any other way.
Sprinter Van Shenanigans
No Rich Women Doing Things episode is complete without a van fight. Dorit kept circling back to Teddi Mellencamp, missing the larger point entirely. Garcelle, ever the sharp observer, called out Teddi’s secondhand screen time, reminding us that even absent Housewives can stir the pot.
Meanwhile, Erika whispered her way into Sutton’s crosshairs, prompting Sutton to declare she’s over all the behind-the-back chatter. Sutton, sweetie, are you sure you’re cut out for reality TV?
Final Thoughts
This episode was a masterclass in Housewives chaos. From luxury yacht adventures to grudges that refuse to die, the women delivered everything we love about this franchise. Sure, Kyle and Dorit patched things up (for now), but the tension is far from over.
With whispers, grudges, and potential love stories brewing, the next episode is bound to bring even more drama. Until then, let’s raise a glass to Captain Theo, personalized towels, and the endless entertainment that is Rich Women Doing Things.
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